Zzzzzz road trip
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
"So underneath the concrete sky, Lucy puts her hand in mine
Jeremy Messersmith - A Girl, a Boy, and a Graveyard
She says life’s a game we’re meant to lose
But stick by me and I will stick by you”
1) WHEN I ASK YOU NOT TO LET MY CAT LAY IN THE SUN ALL DAY, DONT LET HIM LAY IN THE SUN ALL DAY. WHEN I SAY “WOW HE IS REALLY SUNBURNT PLs KEEP HIM INSIDE” THAT MEANS KEEP HIM INSIDE. HE HAS MOSQUITO BITES PLS DONT LET HIM OUTSIDE. PLS DONT LET HIM UP ON THE FENCE BECAUSE HE JUMPS OFF. PLS DONT LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN. ooooooh but he wants to go outside and gets upset when you bring him inside ooooh haha my bad well it’s better than him gETTING UPSET OVER THE FACT THAT I CANT EVEN TOUCH HIS HEAD RN WITHOUT IT HURTING but oh you didn’t know bitch my bad
(I am getting increasingly frustrated with certain people in my life and I am very very very ready and excited to go to BC in only 4 more sleeps)
Wtf Milo’s face
Milo is a ham
Milo was a little high today pt. 2
Milo was a little high today pt. 1
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