Jul 27, 2014
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Zzzzzz road trip

Jul 26, 2014
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onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

*claps*

(Source: fyeahhousewifeswag, via deadinmagazines)

Jul 24, 2014
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wrinklepaws:

"I want you to draw me like one of your French girls…"

wrinklepaws:

"I want you to draw me like one of your French girls…"

(via heartinyourmouth)

Jul 24, 2014
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Sometimes you just have to vent in all capital letters and then you feel like a million bucks ;)

Sometimes you just have to vent in all capital letters and then you feel like a million bucks ;)

Jul 24, 2014
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chilldad:

My ideal trip to ikea

"herd"

chilldad:

My ideal trip to ikea

"herd"

(Source: ronswansoning)

Jul 24, 2014
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dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.


*claps*

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

*claps*

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via chilldad)

Jul 23, 2014
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danceabletragedy:

Jeremy Messersmith - A Girl, a Boy, and a Graveyard

"So underneath the concrete sky, Lucy puts her hand in mine
She says life’s a game we’re meant to lose
But stick by me and I will stick by you”
Jul 23, 2014
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THINGS THAT REALLY MAKE ME ANGRY: A MEMOIR

1) WHEN I ASK YOU NOT TO LET MY CAT LAY IN THE SUN ALL DAY, DONT LET HIM LAY IN THE SUN ALL DAY. WHEN I SAY “WOW HE IS REALLY SUNBURNT PLs KEEP HIM INSIDE” THAT MEANS KEEP HIM INSIDE. HE HAS MOSQUITO BITES PLS DONT LET HIM OUTSIDE. PLS DONT LET HIM UP ON THE FENCE BECAUSE HE JUMPS OFF. PLS DONT LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN. ooooooh but he wants to go outside and gets upset when you bring him inside ooooh haha my bad well it’s better than him gETTING UPSET OVER THE FACT THAT I CANT EVEN TOUCH HIS HEAD RN WITHOUT IT HURTING but oh you didn’t know bitch my bad
(I am getting increasingly frustrated with certain people in my life and I am very very very ready and excited to go to BC in only 4 more sleeps)

Jul 22, 2014
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Jul 21, 2014
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Wtf Milo’s face

Jul 21, 2014
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Best frandz

Jul 21, 2014
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Milo is a ham

Jul 21, 2014
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Milo was a little high today pt. 2

Jul 21, 2014
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Milo was a little high today pt. 1

Jul 21, 2014
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I gave Snort and Milo a sample of the sedative for our road trip next week to see if they could handle it and this pretty much sums it up. Zzzzz

I gave Snort and Milo a sample of the sedative for our road trip next week to see if they could handle it and this pretty much sums it up. Zzzzz

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