Sep 2, 2014
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I’m trying to teach Milo how to fetch and I don’t know if he really knows what he’s doing but?????

Sep 1, 2014
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Sep 1, 2014
709,797 notes
makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via strange-panda)

Sep 1, 2014
150 notes

We lazy today (and everyday)

Sep 1, 2014
1 note
Milo lost a little chomper! (And by the looks of it, it&#8217;s not the first one!)

Milo lost a little chomper! (And by the looks of it, it’s not the first one!)

Aug 31, 2014
21,811 notes
OMG looks so good

OMG looks so good

(Source: addaspoonfullofsugar, via hereyestheyusetoshinesobright)

Aug 31, 2014
10 notes

This is some next level embarrassing cat mom shit. Life tho

Aug 31, 2014
1 note

Today my boyfriend killed the biggest spider I’ve ever seen in real life (no joke) that was on my front door all night. It was truly romantic 😍❤️

Aug 31, 2014
713,221 notes
  1. *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  2. Me: Please don't be 6am
  3. *1;48am*
  4. Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  5. *Shoves face back into pillow*
Aug 31, 2014
21 notes
itstartswithasinglestep:

New icon ;__;


Wish I could pull off dark lips like itstartswithasinglestep. *flawless* -_-

itstartswithasinglestep:

New icon ;__;

Wish I could pull off dark lips like itstartswithasinglestep. *flawless* -_-

(via itstartswithasinglestep)

Aug 31, 2014
208,155 notes

yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

Smacking her hand away like “I said I can do it MYSELF”

(Source: sizvideos, via bagelbrother)

Aug 31, 2014
148,511 notes

(Source: mell-lark, via thatbitchkelly)

Aug 30, 2014
268 notes
Adele - One And Only

kerry-rose:

I dare you to let me be your, your one and only
Promise I’m worth it
To hold in your arms
So come on and give me a chance
To prove I am the one who can walk that mile
Until the end starts

Aug 30, 2014
13 notes

I cross stitched a teeny tiny ship in a bottle tonight - which is by no means original (pattern and pictures are floating around somewhere on the World Wide Web). I *guessed* based on a picture of the completed project that I saw on tumblr once upon a time. I added some seashells I had lying around. Very cute if I do say so myself :)

Aug 30, 2014
4 notes

Sink is comfy

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